Welcome to the Rabbit Hole. "We Print What They Won’t Say"

Bold designs. Fringe thoughts. Zero apologies.
We make conspiracy-inspired apparel for the skeptical, the sarcastic, and the seriously curious.
Wear your questions proudly — even if they shadowban your shirt.

Truth Seekers Top FAQ's

❓ Where are you located?

SnarkeeTee is proudly based in the USA. Our tees are printed right here in the land of free shipping* (*not actually free, sorry).

📦 Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! Once your order ships, you'll receive an email with a super-secret tracking code.
Use it to follow your tee’s epic journey to your doorstep (or bunker, no judgment).

📏 What size would fit me best?

Sizing can be tricky, but hey—we’ve got a size chart on every product page to help you out.
Still unsure? Shoot us a message at support@snarkeetee.com. We’ll decode it together.

↩️ What’s your return policy?

Not feeling it? No worries. You’ve got 30 days from delivery to request a return.

To qualify: item must be unworn, unwashed, and returned in its original “I-have-regrets” condition (tags + packaging included).

💥 Damages & Oopsies
Give your order a once-over when it lands. If something's off—wrong item, damage, or a tee that looks like it went through a black hole—let us know ASAP at support@snarkeetee.com. We’ll investigate and make things right, scout’s honor.

Heads up: unsolicited returns (aka surprise packages) will not be accepted.

Contact us at support@snarkeetee.com to start a return.
If approved, we’ll send a return label and instructions.