🛸About Us

Welcome to the Weird Side of the Web.

At SnarkeeTee, we make bold, funny, and unapologetically skeptical merch for those who know too much… or just stayed up too late watching conspiracy documentaries on YouTube.

We’re not a clothing brand — we’re a broadcast signal for the curious, the paranoid, and the pop culture–poisoned.

👁‍🗨Who Are We?

We’re a bunch of sci-fi nerds, conspiracy enthusiasts, and ‘80s movie addicts who grew up asking too many questions. The kind of people who saw They Live, The X-Files, and The Our Limits a few too many times — and never really came back the same.

From alien landings to AI takeovers, from shadow governments to cryptids with attitude, we take the weirdest corners of the internet and turn them into wearable satire for the like-minded misfits.

🤖 Why We Do It

Because the world is glitching — and laughing might be the last form of protest.

Because conspiracy isn’t just a theory — it’s a genre. And we love it.

Because someone has to put “Microchipped and Still Late to Everything” on a t-shirt — and that someone might as well be us.

🕳 Join Us Down the Rabbit Hole

We’re building a community of truth-seekers, late-night thinkers, and stylish skeptics who know that humor is how you hack the algorithm.

This isn’t just merch. This is resistance gear for the digitally disillusioned.

👁 Follow the symbols.
🚪 Open the hidden door.
🧢 Wear the weird.