Reviews - UNCLASSIFIED

Here are what some customers have to say

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“Wore this to Thanksgiving and haven’t been invited back. 10/10.”
— Tyler M.

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“I ordered one shirt. Now I’m deep in conspiracy TikTok and proud of it.”
— Jasmine R.

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“My girlfriend keeps stealing it. I’m ordering three more.”
— Diego A.

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“Three awkward stares. Five compliments. Zero regrets.”
— Mia D.

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“Honestly? People keep stopping me to ask where I got it. And I never tell them.”
— Alex G.

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“Perfect shirt for sparking debates with strangers at the gas station.”
— Kevin L.

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“This shirt makes me feel like the main character in a dystopian movie.”
— Natalie W.

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“I’ve never had a t-shirt make me feel this seen and this targeted at the same time, scary.”
— Sam P.